Going over last days mail, I am sure I can retire now.
I won two lotteries, prize money totaling around 18 million NZ (I used XE.com to convert) and that is on top of the lotteries I won last week. Besides that I am going to make another few million on helping a lawyer, a widower, a religious person that saw me appear in her vision when doing her praying for a solution to get, money out of some African country to reinvest it in New Zealand.
And here comes the next part, as if all this money was not enough to retire straight away I saw that I have at least three get rich quick pyramids and ponzi invitations: an amazing investment opportunity in some fund that is going to bring big big big results, some shares that nobody knows are going to be worth a fortune soon, a cash gifting scheme which is completely legal because well, it is ok to make gifts according to the IRS and while I give away of coiurse no strings attached, the money is going to come in amazing quantities as soon as I give. I furthermore open 20 business cetres with 6 different new pyramids Ooops MLM's and if necessary I will buy myself new recruits to keep the commission checks coming in (got millions to spend anyway).
So here am an overnight millionaire that is in a position to make these millions into billions.
And now comes the best part: I see that there are around 30 gorgeous looking ladies that would like to date me, and hey they don't even know that I am filthy ruch and getting richer by the minute using all these automated cash generating "systems". So they must like me for who am and not for the money. In fact I will open my own new Playboy Mansion and enjoy my days well you can probably guess what I am hinting at. And even that is no problem and these ladies will all be so pleased with me after I had my order in for penis enlargers. As the advert goes: "big is beautiful." No need to worry about keeping up with all thes ladies cause I ordered all these viagra type of endurance stuff.
Enough said, time to start enjoying life!!!!
Bye now.
I won two lotteries, prize money totaling around 18 million NZ (I used XE.com to convert) and that is on top of the lotteries I won last week. Besides that I am going to make another few million on helping a lawyer, a widower, a religious person that saw me appear in her vision when doing her praying for a solution to get, money out of some African country to reinvest it in New Zealand.
And here comes the next part, as if all this money was not enough to retire straight away I saw that I have at least three get rich quick pyramids and ponzi invitations: an amazing investment opportunity in some fund that is going to bring big big big results, some shares that nobody knows are going to be worth a fortune soon, a cash gifting scheme which is completely legal because well, it is ok to make gifts according to the IRS and while I give away of coiurse no strings attached, the money is going to come in amazing quantities as soon as I give. I furthermore open 20 business cetres with 6 different new pyramids Ooops MLM's and if necessary I will buy myself new recruits to keep the commission checks coming in (got millions to spend anyway).
So here am an overnight millionaire that is in a position to make these millions into billions.
And now comes the best part: I see that there are around 30 gorgeous looking ladies that would like to date me, and hey they don't even know that I am filthy ruch and getting richer by the minute using all these automated cash generating "systems". So they must like me for who am and not for the money. In fact I will open my own new Playboy Mansion and enjoy my days well you can probably guess what I am hinting at. And even that is no problem and these ladies will all be so pleased with me after I had my order in for penis enlargers. As the advert goes: "big is beautiful." No need to worry about keeping up with all thes ladies cause I ordered all these viagra type of endurance stuff.
Enough said, time to start enjoying life!!!!
Bye now.
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